Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead

by Tom Stoppard (1990)

I just can't decide how I feel about this. Part brilliant, part awful, my most bipolar experience since Everything and More. I guess I should 'fess up that I've never actually seen or read Hamlet, either, which obviously means I'm entirely unqualified to judge. Why was I even watching it? Oh deary. er... 5/10.