I am such a child

Dear Julio,

Many thanks for considering me for this opportunity. I feel as though my skills are a good match for the position, and would like you to consider my application.

I feel as though this is the start of a new phase in life for me, as though I have really rounded a corner. I have not used a computer, but my nephew says he will meet me tomorrow afternoon to teach me how to do it. Also, my therapist says that my bouts of incoherent rage will continue to diminish, so that will be good in my new job. My probation for stealing from my previous employer is almost up.

I am high, but I can absolutely have this under control and be completely sober by Monday, when I trust you will call me at your earliest convenience.

Best regards,

Jonathan Hartley

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Subject: offer number 078 Date: Fri, 9 Jul 2010 17:28:46 -0500 From: To:

My name is Julio YEPES, I am a hiring manager with ...